Kiwi Bats

>It's halloween.
>You're taking Heartbeat and Sirocca trick or treating.
>They dressed up in their fruit suits.
>You don't have a costume.
>They make you wear a big orange ball.
>You are either an orange, or the sun.
>Walking around town with them.
>They're arguing over which fruit is best.
>Hardly get any actual trick or treating done.
"Girls, stop. Clearly oranges are the best."
>"Anon, you're a mango."
>Get assaulted by bat-ponies.
>Where did life go wrong?